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- Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
- I like my sugar with coffee and cream
- Mean people suck, nice people swallow
- Those who hesitate, masturbate
- I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
- Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
- I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
- Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
- Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
- Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
- Bisexuality doubles your chances...
- If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
- It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
- Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
- Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
- Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
- Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
- I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
- I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
- If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all
- My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
- Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
- I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
- It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
- Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you
- Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
- Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming
- Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
- Sex is Evil, Sex is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
- Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
- Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
- We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
- Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
- How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people
- I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
- If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
- To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
- Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
- Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
- Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
- It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
- Nice Legs! What time do they open?
- I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your daughter
- Anal Sex is bad... no ifs, ands, or buts
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
- The three stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
- Warning! Sex may lead to child support
- Can I offer you some sex in exchange for.... sex?
- EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
- No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
- World without men: No crime and lots of happy fat women
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